A "cock-tease" Blood Elf
Irvine, CA – In a first in the virtual “World of Warcraft”, Jim Harrison managed to alter the game in such a manner that his level 80 Tauren Druid, Mojorising, was able to have his way with a level 16 Blood Elf Mage.
Mr. Harrison, who in life would have more in common physically with a gnome or troll, chose to roll a Tauren because of their large stature. ”I really wanted to be able to dominate anyone I wanted to physically”, Harrison said. Even though he choose a Druid, which typically implies harmony with nature and all creatures, he specifically choose a Feral specialization so he could stomp all over anyone he chose.
While Mr. Harrison refuses to divulge the specific details of the software modification itself, it seems he is in no way shy about regaling any and all who will listen to the details of the sexual encounter itself.
I’d been getting more and more turned on by all these cock-tease Blood Elves running around with their bare-midriff armor. Have you ever seen what those chicks can do to a Mana Wyrm? So when I logged in and saw this sweet piece of formerly immortal ass just dancing in the center of Thunderbluff, I knew it was my moment.
I threw down a War Stomp to stun her and grabbed her by her tiny wrists and dragged her to the inn. Once we were in an empty room it was on! We started off missionary but after a few moments I decided it was time for a little Tank ‘n Spank. I decided to shift form and we did it Dire Bear style.
Before I even realized what had happened, I’d totally blown my wad in my shorts. I wanted to do her some more, but my “Make Love Not Warcraft” macro has a 30 minute cooldown.
Blizzard officials have refused to comment on this story, except to say that they are still collecting evidence, and may pursue first degree statutory rape charges, since the victim was under level 18.
