“Twat waffle” is defined by the Urban Dictionary as a meaningless insult which can be used to refer to anyone or anything that a person dislikes. We dug a little deeper though – the Urban Dictionary also listed “Twat Waffle” as a vagina that is so shriveled, it looks like a defrosted waffle. While at first glance this didn’t sound very appetizing, we tweaked our standard favorite waffle recipe a little bit, and came up with what is sure to be a much tastier way to start your morning.
Start with the basic recipe and then use your imagination! Every woman and her waffle is a little different. We’ve included a few fun serving suggestions to get you started.
Basic Twat Waffle Recipe
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 cup sliced strawberries
2 T. milk (you may wish to add more if the batter is too thick)
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
large egg
Red food coloring
Cooking spray
Preparation
Lightly spoon flour into a dry measuring cup; level with a knife. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a medium bowl; make a well in center of mixture. Place strawberries, milk, oil, vanilla, and egg in a blender; process until smooth. Add pureed strawberry mixture to flour mixture, stirring just until moist. If the color of the batter isn’t quite the pink you desire, add red food coloring 1 drop at a time, stirring thoroughly before adding more.
Coat a waffle iron with cooking spray; preheat. Spoon about 1/4 cup batter per 4-inch waffle onto hot waffle iron; spread batter to edges. Cook 5 to 6 minutes or until steaming stops; repeat with remaining batter.
Serving Suggestions:
“Time of the Month” twat waffle: Serve with strawberry syrup. A nice touch is adding small chunks of strawberries to your mixture.
“Morning After” twat waffle: Serve generously dolloped with whipped cream or Cool Whip.
“Au Naturel” twat waffle: Sprinkle waffle abundantly according to your hair color. We suggest shaved chocolate, coconut dyed with food coloring, or candy sprinkles. For a Brazilian twat waffle, sprinkle one very thin line down the center of the waffle.
