. . . the walking dead surprised everyone this year by securing the prestigious Presidential Physical Fitness Award. [...]
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“I mean honestly, who didn’t think we would notice the fact that the entire box of cereal was full of just the berries? It even mentioned the mistake on the box!” [...] “The high priest must utter my name, unpronounceable and forbidden as it may be, three times at the climax of the ritual. Not once, not twice, but three times Me-dammit!” [...] The Klan has seen a similar decline in its public image over the same period, despite community outreach programs such as Klan marches, horseshoe tournaments, and bake sales. [...] |
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