Editor Realizes Vilifiers Are Lazy Fucks

“And we’re talking an average of two to four short paragraphs, it’s not like I’m asking for War & Peace or a fucking Stephen King novel here. Is that really too much to ask from someone who is supposed to be creative?” [...]

Scott Pilgrim’s Failure To Find An Audience Proves Internet Is Useless

You know the people I’m talking about, right? The people who convinced the studio they had to bring Samuel L. Jackson back to the studio so he could record a scene where he said “I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!” [...]

WoW Gamer Hacks System So Character Can Have Sex, Has Orgasm IRL

I’d been getting more and more turned on by all these cock-tease Blood Elves running around with their bare-midriff armor. Have you ever seen what those chicks can do to a Mana Wyrm? So when I logged in and saw this sweet piece of formerly immortal ass just dancing in the center of Thunderbluff, I knew it was my moment. [...]

A Word About Internet Privacy

Public reaction remains mixed. While several people are indeed up-in-arms over these infractions, a surprising percentage of the populous, “couldn’t give two shits about it”. [...]