Little League Team Gives Pedophile Icy Gatorade Bath

JORDAN, MN – Pedophile and little league coach Max Barber finally got his comeuppance after years of molesting young boys in the town of Jordan, MN. Despite living in mortal fear of Barber, the boys on the Lagoon Park little league team managed to gather the courage to pour a symbolic tub of Gatorade, representing the chilling isolation of victimization, onto their tormentor following a championship victory over their cross town rivals, Brentwood Park. Continue reading Little League Team Gives Pedophile Icy Gatorade Bath

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