A few dozen PETA activists bared all this weekend in an attempt to bring awareness to… something. The protest started at around noon and… whoa, look at the jugs on that one! Many of them carried signs that said… something about animals, probably.
Did I mention they were naked?
In an interview, Ashley Stone, the event’s organizer and a smokin’ hot brunette from Seattle, WA, gave a statement about animals and stuff. Probably ethical treatment. Who cares. As her anger grew, and she spoke more heatedly about cosmetics testing, her ample bosom heaved with every breath. She spoke of the pride she had for the other protesters. And, she had a Brazilian.
In an attempt to simulate the pain of animals or something stupid like that, some of the protesters locked themselves in cages. I interviewed one of them, but I have no idea what she said, as a breeze picked up just then and she totally nipped out.
Many of the protesters that were interviewed expressed hope that their actions would bring whatever bullshit that they are talking about into the public’s awareness, and I will be in my office watching the videos to… umm… figure out what that is. Hold my calls.
