Year Joined: 1996
Team History: 2005-2006: Malenkia and Wilsome: 1996-1999, 2001-2006: Floater
Favorite Insult: "I love doing the Godzilla one when Sam is around 'Your mother's so fat, everytime she puts on a green dress they have to rebuild Tokyo'"
Favorite Moment: "The look on Butch's face when he did his 'bank' insult and we had someone present him with an actual toaster. He gave the insult, turned around and there was a shiny toaster right in his face."

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Melissa is a former Vilifier, is married and has one daughter who loves the Renaissance Festival. She's a self-proclaimed fabric whore with the storage to prove it. She recently finished school for costume design in theater at SCSU and while she likes doing the costuming for theatrical productions, she's hoping to build a side-business of making costumes for haunted house attractions because she loves to make the spooky stuff. She still finds herself thinking of insults out of the blue and writing them down cause you just never know when you may need one..