Year Joined: 2003
Team History: 2003-2005: The Captain and Tenille/The Aristocrats
Favorite Insult: "If I had a dollar for every woman you've satisfied, I'd be in debt."
Favorite Moment: "My favorite moment is watching the other Jason B do his "your mom finally got implants" insult. It's still my favorite. "

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Jason is too busy sucking cocks down at the pier to write a bio. Also, his insult book is covered in hand-tooled leather and says "Mom".