Minneapolis, MN – Twin Cities comic, Ryan Rebar, mistakenly thought he would win his audience back with a half-hearted apology after referring to them as “uneducated cunt weasels.” Specifically, audience member Ponch Portnoy had the misfortune of quietly and quite accidentally coughing during Rebar’s set, causing Rebar to call the audience’s attention to him and labeling him a “rude and despicable fleck of smegma.”
Following the personal tirade, Rebar focused his attention on the entire crowd and accused them of lacking all common sense and threatening to “eat their souls and send them to hell”. After the veins in Rebar’s head returned to the inside of his scalp, he attempted to apologize to the crowd by saying “I’m just kidding. my sense of humor is dark, don’t you fucks get it?”
Comment cards were meticulously filled out by many members of the audience and management of the Chuckle Depot politely asked Rebar to gain carnal knowledge of himself. This is the third time Rebar has been forcibly and justifiably removed from the premises of a comedy club.
