Pissed Off Editor
St. Paul, MN – A local website editor has come to the conclusion that his “World News” writing staff, made up of members of a local comedy show, sit around all day with their thumbs up their asses.
“Seriously. I’ve got four of these guys who are supposed to contribute articles for the site, and I want to post one new World News article each week, so that means each writer only needs to average one article every four weeks,” said the editor. “And we’re talking an average of two to four short paragraphs, it’s not like I’m asking for War & Peace or a fucking Stephen King novel here. Is that really too much to ask from someone who is supposed to be creative?”
The editor preferred to remain anonymous, but his name rhymes with “Derek Wright.”
He went on to say, “Besides, the last two articles were submitted by the goddamn webmaster, and he’s not technically a member of the World News staff, he was just doing it for the hell of it! I’m just about fed up with this shit. I swear, if they didn’t give such good blow jobs I’d fire them all.”
