Disney Oceans is Just a Liberal Tree-Hugging Piece of Propaganda Crap

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When I went to Disney Oceans, I assumed that I would see spectacular cinematography showing me some of the amazing creatures that inhabit our oceans.  I never thought I’d end up being subjected to a bunch of liberal Obama loving bullshit about how human behavior is threatening these creatures.

First off, I can’t believe Disney has the audacity to lecture me about the fragility of our Oceans.  What a bunch of hypocrites!  They clearly exploited fish for their own profit in Finding Nemo and we all know that if you engage in any kind of hypocritical behavior, none of your scientific findings can be accurate.


It’s like a dietitian telling you that eating too much candy is bad for you and then eating candy.  It doesn’t mean they are weak.  It means they are wrong.

Disney tries to scare us with images of fish being caught in a net and pointing out that over fishing is not only depleting natural populations but also catching fish that were not meant to be caught.  This only serves to prove their neo-evolutionist nazi supporting atheist beliefs wrong.

If natural selection were real, these fish would have learned how to avoid nets.  But they keep swimming in to the nets over and over again.  Those fish were put on Earth by god to feed us and if we catch a few fish we didn’t mean to catch, that is exactly what god wanted to happen.  It is all part of god’s plan and as such, it should not be questioned.

I know what you are going to say, did god put all that garbage into the oceans?  How do we even know that garbage was really in the ocean?  It could have been staged.  That shot of the seal swimming around a shopping cart?  They probably filmed it at Sea World.

Where they exploit sea mammals for entertainment.

See what I mean about hypocrites?  You can’t trust any of ‘em.

The oceans are huge.  It is completely impossible for us puny humans to have any lasting effect on them.  Coral reefs formed over thousands of years.  What possible damage could we do in just over a century?

I…..shit.

I made a bet I could write this article and not sound like a raving loon.  I just lost twenty bucks.

Shit.

2 comments to Disney Oceans is Just a Liberal Tree-Hugging Piece of Propaganda Crap

  • Atreyu

    I gotta say that i really disliked the fishinng and the garbage scene, i say it wasnt really necessary, it completely ruined the movie for me. All the beggining was beautiful and the scenes with the whales really captivated me.
    But yeah, they had to throw in the environmental shit and make me feel guilty as hell.

    I do disagree with you, i respect what you think but i do believe that we ARE making a change in the ocean, and watching those animals get killed did hurt me.

    And no, its not “completely impossible”. XD there’s proof.
    I’m not a Peta girl or a vegetarian or any of that shit.
    But i do believe you are being close minded. And a bit selfish, you do nothing but blame God, and the fish (which is actually pretty stupid, you expect an animal with the brain size of a grape to know how to avoid giant nets) and not humans, who are the main cause of garbage and pollution.

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