Dear Frigid Slut,
I am going to CONvergence for my first time and I’m not sure what to expect. I hear there are lots of hot, slutty girls in next to nothing costumes there. How do I get laid at a science fiction convention?
Signed,
N00b
Dear N00b,
Seriously? I mean, really? You think you need help getting laid at a Sci-Fi convention? Who the hell are you? Brian, is that you?
Honestly, if you can’t get laid at a Sci-Fi convention, there is nothing I can do for you. However, make sure to check out Vilification Tennis at 10:30pm in the Main Room. We’ll all be getting laid after our show.
Dear Frigid Slut,
Who are you really?
Signed,
Curious
Dear Curious,
I am a slut, who also happens to be frigid. I hope that clears it up for you.
If you would like to receive advice from Frigid Slut, please send your questions to frigidslut@vilificationtennis.com.
