Dear Frigid Slut,
I have a huge cock and my girlfriend is really tight. Sometimes when I take my pants off, she tenses up so much at the sight of my enormous penis that I can’t even get it in. Can you help?
Signed,
Dick
Dear Dick,
You know how sometimes, when people take pictures at a specific angle to make one object in the foreground seem larger than the rest of the background items in the picture? Or how you can take something small, and surround it by smaller objects. This is why your dick looks so big compared to your 10 year old girlfriend. Which even we find disgusting. Quit it.
Dear Frigid Slut,
How can I make my first time really special?
Signed,
Virginia
Dear Virginia,
Ice cream.
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