Dear Frigid Slut...

Dear Frigid Slut,

I’m a 22 year old female, and have constant orgasms all the time. I can’t seem to stop. It probably doesn’t help that my boyfriend is rich and has a huge dick. What can I do to stop?

Signed,

Lady O.


Dear Lady O,

Your boyfriend is having sexual relations with me, my fat mother, and my dried, shriveled up grandmother. At the same time. I hope this helps.

Dear Frigid Slut,

I’m worried that my girlfriend is faking her orgasms. How can I tell?

Signed,

Insecure

Dear insecure,

The first sign that a woman is faking her orgasms is that she’s still overly loud and obnoxious when you stop. The second sign is that  she comes before you touch her. The third sign is that she’s having sex with you.

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