By The Resident Trollop, on September 13th, 2010  Ladies, let’s face it: Bras are not made for actual human beings. Does *anyone* know a woman that’s got more than one bra which fits her perfectly and comfortably? We didn’t think so. Most of us, sadly, are reduced to finding one bra that works and STICKING WITH IT. Achieving comfort is difficult enough, so how can we even think about maximizing the appeal of our milk-melons?
Well, we here at BHT went on a search. We thoroughly combed the Internet for the best tips and guidelines on finding a bra that fits well. After that, we asked the biggest sluts we know (read: next cubicle over) about how they get their awesome lift and perfect boobage appeal.
Continue reading Tit-Harnessing: Perfectly Cupping the Bazooms
By Frigid Slut, on August 30th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
My mother is SO embarrassing! She talks about how she’d like to have sex with Brad Pitt, which is like SO gross, and she does it around my friends, and now they won’t come over anymore. She also talks about her period all the time. And she doesn’t wear a bra, so she nips out and makes people uncomfortable. She is KILLING my social life. HELP!
Signed,
Teen-ager
By The Resident Trollop, on August 16th, 2010  Welcome back! This month brings our recent three-part feature, “Stain removal for Sexually Active Adults”, to a close. In the past, we’ve examined cleanup tips for urine, blood, and semen, and will now wrap up our series with a look at fecal and vomit stains.
Continue reading Stain Removal, Part Three
By Frigid Slut, on August 2nd, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
I read an article recently that a man can increase his life expectancy by 5 years if he stares at a woman’s breasts for 10 minutes a day. Does it matter how big the breasts are? My wife is flat, and I’m really concerned about my health.
Signed,
Ogler Continue reading Dear Frigid Slut…
By The Resident Trollop, on July 19th, 2010  Welcome back! In case you’re joining us for the first time, this month Better Homes and Trollops continues its three-part series examining different types of stains, and providing tips for how to clean them up.
Last month we began our series with general clean-up tips, and an in-depth look at blood and semen stains. This month we’re returning to our potty-training days, and delving into clean-up techniques for urine stains.
Continue reading Stain Removal, Part Two
By Frigid Slut, on June 28th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
I am going to CONvergence for my first time and I’m not sure what to expect. I hear there are lots of hot, slutty girls in next to nothing costumes there. How do I get laid at a science fiction convention?
Signed,
N00b Continue reading Dear Frigid Slut…
By The Resident Trollop, on June 22nd, 2010  Embarrassing stains are something we’ve all encountered: whether you’ve pissed yourself in shame, forgotten to change a tampon, or made passionate whoopee on your favorite black comforter, it’s important to know how to get those bodily fluids out when the occasion demands.
This three-part series will detail how to clean up some of the most common stains you’re likely to encounter as a sexually active adult. This month, we’ll take a look at general clean-up tips, as well as discuss two types of stains in more detail: blood and semen. Continue reading Stain Removal
By Frigid Slut, on June 7th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
I have a huge cock and my girlfriend is really tight. Sometimes when I take my pants off, she tenses up so much at the sight of my enormous penis that I can’t even get it in. Can you help?
Signed,
Dick Continue reading Dear Frigid Slut…
By The Resident Trollop, on May 24th, 2010  “Twat waffle” is defined by the Urban Dictionary as a meaningless insult which can be used to refer to anyone or anything that a person dislikes. We dug a little deeper though – the Urban Dictionary also listed “Twat Waffle” as a vagina that is so shriveled, it looks like a defrosted waffle. While at first glance this didn’t sound very appetizing, we tweaked our standard favorite waffle recipe a little bit, and came up with what is sure to be a much tastier way to start your morning.
Start with the basic recipe and then use your imagination! Every woman and her waffle is a little different. We’ve included a few fun serving suggestions to get you started.
Continue reading Twat Waffles
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Ladies, let’s face it: Bras are not made for actual human beings. Does *anyone* know a woman that’s got more than one bra which fits her perfectly and comfortably? We didn’t think so. Most of us, sadly, are reduced to finding one bra that works and STICKING WITH IT. Achieving comfort is difficult enough, so how can we even think about maximizing the appeal of our milk-melons?
