Wines, Part Two

Welcome back. In the second part of our series on wine, we’ll be examining white wine: providing a brief description of some of the more common varietals, as well as a few tips on with what to drink each type.
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Dear Frigid Slut…

Dear Frigid Slut,

My girlfriend complains that I fart on her in my sleep. Apparently, I even turn towards her to do so. It’s really upsetting her. I don’t think she gets to be upset, as I’m not doing so consciously. How can we work through this?
Signed,

Wines, Part One


Welcome back to BHT. This month, we’re beginning our to-be-determined-part series on wine! So all you uncultured twerps out there, listen up: if you know something about wine, you automatically look A) smarter, B) richer, and C) more sexually attractive. Really. We swear. Continue reading Wines, Part One

Dear Frigid Slut…

Dear Frigid Slut,

I want to try new things in the bedroom. I recently bought a ball gag, but it makes me feel like I’m going to vomit. Any suggestions on how to make this work?

Signed,

Tit-Harnessing: Perfectly Cupping the Bazooms

Ladies, let’s face it: Bras are not made for actual human beings. Does *anyone* know a woman that’s got more than one bra which fits her perfectly and comfortably? We didn’t think so. Most of us, sadly, are reduced to finding one bra that works and STICKING WITH IT. Achieving comfort is difficult enough, so how can we even think about maximizing the appeal of our milk-melons?

Well, we here at BHT went on a search. We thoroughly combed the Internet for the best tips and guidelines on finding a bra that fits well. After that, we asked the biggest sluts we know (read: next cubicle over) about how they get their awesome lift and perfect boobage appeal.

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Dear Frigid Slut…

Dear Frigid Slut,

My mother is SO embarrassing! She talks about how she’d like to have sex with Brad Pitt, which is like SO gross, and she does it around my friends, and now they won’t come over anymore. She also talks about her period all the time. And she doesn’t wear a bra, so she nips out and makes people uncomfortable. She is KILLING my social life. HELP!

Signed,
Teen-ager

Stain Removal, Part Three

Welcome back! This month brings our recent three-part feature, “Stain removal for Sexually Active Adults”, to a close. In the past, we’ve examined cleanup tips for urine, blood, and semen, and will now wrap up our series with a look at fecal and vomit stains.
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Dear Frigid Slut…

Dear Frigid Slut,

I read an article recently that a man can increase his life expectancy by 5 years if he stares at a woman’s breasts for 10 minutes a day. Does it matter how big the breasts are? My wife is flat, and I’m really concerned about my health.

Signed,

Ogler Continue reading Dear Frigid Slut…

Stain Removal, Part Two

Welcome back! In case you’re joining us for the first time, this month Better Homes and Trollops continues its three-part series examining different types of stains, and providing tips for how to clean them up.

Last month we began our series with general clean-up tips, and an in-depth look at blood and semen stains. This month we’re returning to our potty-training days, and delving into clean-up techniques for urine stains.
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Dear Frigid Slut...

Dear Frigid Slut,

I am going to CONvergence for my first time and I’m not sure what to expect. I hear there are lots of hot, slutty girls in next to nothing costumes there. How do I get laid at a science fiction convention?

Signed,

N00b Continue reading Dear Frigid Slut…