By Frigid Slut, on May 14th, 2012 Dear Frigid Slut,
I’ve started dating a woman who I really connect with, except for this one thing. See, I’m kind of a vanilla guy when it comes to sex. She’s a dominatrix. Like, she beats other men and tells them what to do for their enjoyment. Getting hit by someone in the throes of passion might do it for some people, but I just find it distracting at best. Also, sometimes I’ll suggest a position, and then she starts yelling at me, telling me that she’ll tell me what I like. What can I do to get her to let me be in charge once in a while?
Signed,
Plain
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By Frigid Slut, on April 9th, 2012 Dear Frigid Slut,
I’m poly-amorous with a wife and 2 girlfriends. I love them all very much; each one is beautiful in her own unique way, and connects with me on her own different but wonderful level. And they’re all incredibly hot. One of them has this slender frame with a tiny waste and perky breasts. One has quite possibly the roundest ass you’ve ever seen…
They all know each other and often hang out together. In fact, we had a meal together the other night, and all the ladies started teasing me. I felt ganged up on, really. I’m beginning to wonder if this was such a good idea. Thoughts?
Signed,
Big Heart
By Frigid Slut, on March 5th, 2012 Dear Frigid Slut,
I’m insecure about the size of my penis. My girlfriend says it’s a nice size, but we all know what THAT means. Since everyone knows you’ve seen a lot of cock, I was hoping you could tell me if my dick is too little. Can we arrange a time to meet?
Signed,
Small
By Frigid Slut, on October 25th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
My girlfriend complains that I fart on her in my sleep. Apparently, I even turn towards her to do so. It’s really upsetting her. I don’t think she gets to be upset, as I’m not doing so consciously. How can we work through this?
Signed,
By Frigid Slut, on September 27th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
I want to try new things in the bedroom. I recently bought a ball gag, but it makes me feel like I’m going to vomit. Any suggestions on how to make this work?
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By Frigid Slut, on August 30th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
My mother is SO embarrassing! She talks about how she’d like to have sex with Brad Pitt, which is like SO gross, and she does it around my friends, and now they won’t come over anymore. She also talks about her period all the time. And she doesn’t wear a bra, so she nips out and makes people uncomfortable. She is KILLING my social life. HELP!
Signed,
Teen-ager
By Frigid Slut, on August 2nd, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
I read an article recently that a man can increase his life expectancy by 5 years if he stares at a woman’s breasts for 10 minutes a day. Does it matter how big the breasts are? My wife is flat, and I’m really concerned about my health.
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By Frigid Slut, on June 28th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
I am going to CONvergence for my first time and I’m not sure what to expect. I hear there are lots of hot, slutty girls in next to nothing costumes there. How do I get laid at a science fiction convention?
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By Frigid Slut, on June 7th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
I have a huge cock and my girlfriend is really tight. Sometimes when I take my pants off, she tenses up so much at the sight of my enormous penis that I can’t even get it in. Can you help?
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Dick Continue reading Dear Frigid Slut…
By Frigid Slut, on May 17th, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
My girlfriend says I jack off too much. I think that I rub one out as often as any other man, but she thinks spanking the monkey more than 3 times a day is excessive. I generally beat off about 7 times a day. I choke the chicken more when she’s not around. Is there a limit on how many times a guy should polish his pole?
Signed,
Wanker
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