WINDOM – Veronica Hodgeson, an extremely gorgeous woman from Cottonwood County, partook in her first and last viewing of the cult BBC science fiction program, Dr. Who. “I don’t have a whole lot of second date rules.” she said “But I have a new one, now.” referring to her second and last date with Sherman O’Reilly. “I guess I made the mistake of asking what I had missed in previous episodes.”
In addition to the erroneous viewing choice, Hodgeson claimed to have been particularly turned off when O’Reilly leaned in and whispered “Chaw’ maH chenmoH muSHa’ ” into her ear.
O’Reilly has not made it past a second date with any woman despite having recently remodeled the basement of his mother’s home to resemble Jabba the Hutt’s palace, complete with a murphy bed that, when flipped up into the wall, resembles Han Solo frozen in carbonite. He remarked at his disappointment in never getting far enough to offer his dates the choice between the tiny slave bikini or the Boushh disguise. O’Reilly has learned enough from past failures to have removed the voice box from his life size plush replica of Salacious Crumb.
Hodgeson also unintentionally deprived herself of future viewings of Dark Shadows, Red Dwarf, and the original versions of Battlestar Galactica and V as well as a version of the Star Wars Christmas Special, edited by O’Reilly himself, to only include the animated sequence featuring Boba Fett.
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