I never thought I’d end up being subjected to a bunch of liberal Obama loving bullshit about how human behavior is threatening these creatures. [...]

I’m going to tell you all the stuff I was doing while you nerds were waiting in line to watch the film less than 24 hours before I did. [...]

Keeping in mind I have seen none of the shitty movies about which I am writing, here is why you should skip the following films that are currently in the theater. [...]

…a sleek black dragon of doom that looks a little bit like a penis. [...]

How to win a debate with film snobs about movies you’ve never actually seen. [...]