…in what can only be described as a giant “fuck you” to fans, Jar Jar Binks will be added to a scene in A New Hope. [...]
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Triple your productivity today with some crystal meth! [...] ARIES March 21 – April 19 You may not look like James Dean but at least you know how to drive a car. TAURUS April 20 -May 20 Despite his promise, your date tonight will not tell you when he’s going to come. [...] “Upon being questioned by a reporter about his self narration, Miller stared into the middle distance and began to mutter to himself.” [...] Your new haircut is super ugly. [...] Veronica Hodgeson, an extremely gorgeous woman from Cottonwood County, partook in her first and last viewing of the cult BBC science fiction program, Dr. Who. [...] Don’t you get tired of looking at yourself in the mirror, you fat fucking slag? [...] The bodies of an elderly couple were found dismembered and partially consumed early Tuesday morning with tomatoes stuffed into their mouths. [...] Despite numerous references to cartoons, comic books, ‘b’ movies, and even chess, the entire Wu-Tang clan has yet to acknowledge to anyone else, or to themselves, that they are colossal nerds. [...] Yes, you too can find out who you’ll give herpes to. [...] |
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