As he pled his case, St. Peter casually lifted the velvet rope that guards the pearly gates of Heaven for two scantily clad women with large breasts. [...]
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Your illegitimate son is still unaware of your existence. [...] Twin Cities comic, Ryan Rebar, mistakenly thought he would win his audience back with a half-hearted apology after referring to them as “uneducated cunt weasels.” [...]
Progress at your place of business will come much faster if you cease to refer to good things as being “tits”. [...] White argued that Kirk’s libido indicated a drive to be the best he could be while David argued that Picard’s stoic nature allowed him to transcend many human flaws. [...] …in what can only be described as a giant “fuck you” to fans, Jar Jar Binks will be added to a scene in A New Hope. [...] Triple your productivity today with some crystal meth! [...] ARIES March 21 – April 19 You may not look like James Dean but at least you know how to drive a car. TAURUS April 20 -May 20 Despite his promise, your date tonight will not tell you when he’s going to come. [...] “Upon being questioned by a reporter about his self narration, Miller stared into the middle distance and began to mutter to himself.” [...] |
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