I need you to add some windows to your conversion van. [...]
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I’ve been drinking malt liquor all day, Salsa… [...] True believers across the nation were surprised and horrified after witnessing their friendly neighborhood Spider-Man foil a bank robbery, spin a web of justice, then lay close to one hundred eggs inside the chest cavity of the would be robber, Chris Wayne. [...] Do you know how hard it is to sleep listening to some Peter Lorre imitator endlessly moan and wail about nutrition and free shit for box tops? [...] As he pled his case, St. Peter casually lifted the velvet rope that guards the pearly gates of Heaven for two scantily clad women with large breasts. [...] Your illegitimate son is still unaware of your existence. [...] Twin Cities comic, Ryan Rebar, mistakenly thought he would win his audience back with a half-hearted apology after referring to them as “uneducated cunt weasels.” [...]
Progress at your place of business will come much faster if you cease to refer to good things as being “tits”. [...] White argued that Kirk’s libido indicated a drive to be the best he could be while David argued that Picard’s stoic nature allowed him to transcend many human flaws. [...] |
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