Dear Frigid Slut,

My mother is SO embarrassing! She talks about how she’d like to have sex with Brad Pitt, which is like SO gross, and she does it around my friends, and now they won’t come over anymore. [...]

I read an article recently that a man can increase his life expectancy by 5 years if he stares at a woman’s breasts for 10 minutes a day. Does it matter how big the breasts are? My wife is flat, and I’m really concerned about my health. [...]

You think you need help getting laid at a Sci-Fi convention? [...]

I have a huge cock and my girlfriend is really tight. Sometimes when I take my pants off, she tenses up so much at the sight of my enormous penis that I can’t even get it in. Can you help? [...]