Wines, Part Two

In the second part of our series on wine, we’ll be examining white wine: providing a brief description of some of the more common varietals, as well as a few tips on with what to drink each type. [...]

Wines, Part One

Wine is even older than your mom, having been around since roughly 6000 B.C. and possibly earlier. [...]

Tit-Harnessing: Perfectly Cupping the Bazooms

Also keep in mind at what point in your cycle you measure. The Head Trollop can personally attest that women can change a full cup size and more as they approach that time of the month. If you’re a woman whose boobs swell a lot, you might want to consider having a “period bra” in a different size. [...]

Stain Removal, Part Three

We now wrap up our series with a look at fecal and vomit stains. [...]

Stain Removal, Part Two

Generally, the worst thing about a urine stain is the smell. [...]

Stain Removal

This month, we’ll take a look at general clean-up tips, as well as discuss two types of stains in more detail: blood and semen. [...]

Twat Waffles

Every woman and her waffle is a little different. [...]

Fashion Police: Dressing Your Fat Ass For Success

The larger woman faces many challenges in catering to her enlarged figure. [...]

How to Host the Perfect Orgy

Most people think orgies are pretty self-explanatory. If you’re going to host an orgy, all you need to do is put clean sheets on the bed and buy the family pack of lubricated condoms, right? WRONG. [...]