Year Joined: 2004
Team History: 2004-2005: Rocks and Shoals, 2006-Present: Sock Monkey Crack Baby
Favorite Insult: “I understand your girlfriend’s nickname in high school was “The Millennium Falcon:” ‘You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!’”
Favorite Moment: “Fitz using my penis as a metaphor for the Iraq War”
There’s not much to say about me that can’t be illustrated in its full humiliating glory by watching the Vilification Tennis videos on our website and youtube.
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