See where it all began. For seven weekends a year we provide a valuable service every 12:30 PM; Yelling the most vile and offensive insults we can think of at one another whilst wearing goofy costumes. |
Weekends & Labor Day August 21st – October 3rd 12:30 PM @ The Bare Stage Minnesota Renaissance Festival |
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World News Man Denied Entrance to Heaven as Velvet Rope Lifted for Hot Chicks By Patrick on Sep 06, 2010
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Movie Dick Found Footage Films Leading To Tragic Shortage Of Young Filmmakers By The Movie Dick on Sep 06, 2010 Before you go to the theatre to watch The Last Exorcism, consider the terrible cost. As the movie industry faces the deaths of great classic cinematographers like Conrad C. Hall (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid), it finds that the young filmmakers who might have replaced them are being killed off at an alarming rate due to the recent trend of “Found Footage” films. Continue reading Found Footage Films Leading To Tragic Shortage Of Young Filmmakers | |
Sluts & Trollops Dear Frigid Slut… By Frigid Slut on Aug 30, 2010 Dear Frigid Slut,
My mother is SO embarrassing! She talks about how she’d like to have sex with Brad Pitt, which is like SO gross, and she does it around my friends, and now they won’t come over anymore. She also talks about her period all the time. And she doesn’t wear a bra, so she nips out and makes people uncomfortable. She is KILLING my social life. HELP!
Signed,
Teen-ager
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World News Editor Realizes Vilifiers Are Lazy Fucks By theconcierge on Aug 24, 2010  Pissed Off Editor St. Paul, MN – A local website editor has come to the conclusion that his “World News” writing staff, made up of members of a local comedy show, sit around all day with their thumbs up their asses. “Seriously. I’ve got four of these guys who are supposed to contribute articles for the site, and I want to post one new World News article each week, so that means each writer only needs to average one article every four weeks,” said the editor. “And we’re talking an average of two to four short paragraphs, it’s not like I’m asking for War & Peace or a fucking Stephen King novel here. Is that really too much to ask from someone who is supposed to be creative?” |
