Thomas Pengrove of Chicago, IL was shocked today to find out his mother is, in fact, a whore.
“I’ve been teased about it for years now,” Thomas stated. “I never believed it. I just thought [the other students] were being mean. How was I to know it was the truth?”
Thomas has since resolved to find out whether or not he actually throws like a girl, his big brother can get beat up by his classmate’s big brothers, and if he’s gay.
