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Vilification Tennis JEWbilee!

Be honest, you don’t know how to spell Hanukah correctly, you’ve never read Merchant of Venice and you call that hat Jews wear on their heads “that hat that Jews wear on their heads.” This show is for you! We will do our best to be as offensive and insensitive as always but for January, we’ll feature more bacon. Because WE can eat it.

Friday January 27th
at 10:00 pm (9:30 doors)
$12 in advance / $15 at the door
($12 w/ Fringe button)

Bryant Lake Bowl
810 West Lake Street
Minneapolis MN 55408
BLB Box Office: 612-825-8949

World News Accountant Masturbates To Wall Street Journal
By Salsa on Jan 03, 2012

Michael Douglas, an accountant for the New York trading firm Goldberg, Smith, and Smith, has finally admitted to what the whole 43rd floor has known or suspected for years.

“It’s true,” Douglas confessed to a friend during a late night drinking session.  “Those numbers are just so… so… you know what I mean.  They just… flow across the page.  I mean, I know some of those figures are artificially inflated due to market bubbles, but every time I see the S&P 500 rates, I just get aroused.”

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Movie Dick Dude Who Runs Facebook Is A Real Douchebag
By The Movie Dick on Nov 01, 2010

Well I finally got off my ass and watched The Social Network lastweek.  I figured I needed to see something while I was waiting for Saw 3D to come out.  I love me the gore porn in 3D, man!

The movie is pretty good but I have one problem.  It turns out that the guy who runs Facebook (Matt Zinkleback or something like that) is a complete asshole.


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Vertical Rule Sluts & Trollops Wines, Part Two
By The Resident Trollop on Nov 08, 2010

Welcome back. In the second part of our series on wine, we’ll be examining white wine: providing a brief description of some of the more common varietals, as well as a few tips on with what to drink each type.

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Latest Videos Vertical Rule World News NHL Launches Campaign to Raise Awareness of NHL
By Salsa on Nov 08, 2011

Citing the ever-decreasing number of hockey fans in the country, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman has announced a campaign to raise public awareness that the NHL does, in fact, exist.

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