Our Next Show

2010 MN Renaissance Festival

See where it all began. For seven weekends a year we provide a valuable service every 12:30 PM; Yelling the most vile and offensive insults we can think of at one another whilst wearing goofy costumes.

Weekends & Labor Day
August 21st – October 3rd
12:30 PM @ The Bare Stage

Minnesota Renaissance Festival
3 Miles South of Shakopee on Highway 169

World News
Editor Realizes Vilifiers Are Lazy Fucks
By theconcierge on Aug 24, 2010

Pissed Off Editor

St. Paul, MN – A local website editor has come to the conclusion that his “World News” writing staff, made up of members of a local comedy show, sit around all day with their thumbs up their asses.

“Seriously.  I’ve got four of these guys who are supposed to contribute articles for the site, and I want to post one new World News article each week, so that means each writer only needs to average one article every four weeks,” said the editor.  “And we’re talking an average of two to four short paragraphs, it’s not like I’m asking for War & Peace or a fucking Stephen King novel here.  Is that really too much to ask from someone who is supposed to be creative?”

Continue reading Editor Realizes Vilifiers Are Lazy Fucks

Vertical Rule
Variety

Movie Dick
Scott Pilgrim’s Failure To Find An Audience Proves Internet Is Useless
By The Movie Dick on Aug 23, 2010

Yes, I’m not ashamed to admit that I saw Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and I loved the hell out of it. It is inventive, crazy and funny as all hell. It is also aimed at the one demographic that cannot help but ensure the failure of a film.

I’m talking about internet film nerds.

Continue reading Scott Pilgrim’s Failure To Find An Audience Proves Internet Is Useless

Vertical Rule Sluts & Trollops
Dear Frigid Slut…
By Frigid Slut on Aug 30, 2010
Dear Frigid Slut,

My mother is SO embarrassing! She talks about how she’d like to have sex with Brad Pitt, which is like SO gross, and she does it around my friends, and now they won’t come over anymore. She also talks about her period all the time. And she doesn’t wear a bra, so she nips out and makes people uncomfortable. She is KILLING my social life. HELP!

Signed,
Teen-ager
Latest Videos

Vertical Rule World News
Cultist Totally Cockblocks Hastur By Saying His Name Only Twice.
By Matt on Aug 16, 2010

Eldritch god Hastur had a disappointing Samhain this year as his small but fervent cult following failed yet again to manifest his horror upon the physical plane. “I don’t know how I can be more clear about this,” lamented the Elder god also known as He-who-cannot-be-named. “The high priest must utter my name, unpronounceable and forbidden as it may be, three times at the climax of the ritual. Not once, not twice, but three times Me-dammit!”

Continue reading Cultist Totally Cockblocks Hastur By Saying His Name Only Twice.