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2010 MN Renaissance Festival

See where it all began. For seven weekends a year we provide a valuable service every 12:30 PM; Yelling the most vile and offensive insults we can think of at one another whilst wearing goofy costumes.

Weekends & Labor Day
August 21st – October 3rd
12:30 PM @ The Bare Stage

Minnesota Renaissance Festival
3 Miles South of Shakopee on Highway 169

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CoverGirl Unveils New Line of Makeup for Drag Queens
By Salsa on Jul 26, 2010

Cosmetics giant CoverGirl has released their latest line of beauty products targeted specifically at drag queens this weekend.  The appropriately titled “CoverQueen” line of cosmetics has been specifically formulated to work best with drag queen’s skin.

“We realized that the drag queen was the fastest rising group of cosmetics users in the market today, and we wanted to focus on this untapped market potential,” said CoverGirl spokeswoman Rebecca Neustedt in a recent GQ Magazine interview.  “With that in mind, we wanted to create a line of cosmetics that worked better with their skin types and pH levels.”

The response has been swift from other cosmetics manufacturers.  Avon consultants have already been seen in the Castro district of San Francisco, and Maybelline’s new “She wasn’t born with it, so it must be Maybelline” ad posters have sprung up in gay bars across the country.

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The Legacy of Avatar
By The Movie Dick on Jul 19, 2010

I know it is a bit early to start thinking about the legacy of James Cameron’s Avatar but with a filmmaker the stature of Cameron, it is never too early to ask if he has managed to change the game once again.

No.

Unless you want to blame him for the fact were are getting a fucking Smurf movie next year, the only thing Avatar proved was that the movie going public will watch anything in 3D, even if it is just Dune with Aliens.

Hell, what am I saying?Everyone in Dune was an alien. I think. That movie didn’t make a whole lot of fucking sense.

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Stain Removal, Part Two
By The Resident Trollop on Jul 19, 2010

Welcome back! In case you’re joining us for the first time, this month Better Homes and Trollops continues its three-part series examining different types of stains, and providing tips for how to clean them up.

Last month we began our series with general clean-up tips, and an in-depth look at blood and semen stains. This month we’re returning to our potty-training days, and delving into clean-up techniques for urine stains.

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Idiot Comic Thinks Snarky Apology is “Good Enough”
By Patrick on Jul 19, 2010

Minneapolis, MN – Twin Cities comic, Ryan Rebar, mistakenly thought he would win his audience back with a half-hearted apology after referring to them as “uneducated cunt weasels.” Specifically, audience member Ponch Portnoy had the misfortune of quietly and quite accidentally coughing during Rebar’s set, causing Rebar to call the audience’s attention to him and labeling him a “rude and despicable fleck of smegma.”

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