Updates
Vilifying with the Stars
Ever wish you could have your shot at what we do? Soon you will get your chance, reality show style!
In June, Vilification Tennis will present Vilification with the Stars! Eight contestants will compete for the opportunity to become our newest vilification tennis team. Contestants will be paired with "professional" vilifiers for their shot at fame. The audience will be the arbiter of who will become our newest Vilification Tennis Idol.
If you wish to apply to be in the show, please answer the following four questions when you submit your application:
- Why do you want to appear in this show?
- Who is your favorite vilifier and why?
- How fat is your mom?
- Seriously, why do you want to appear in this show?
Please note that Vilification Tennis is about personality and presence. We don't give a rip what your insults are like - we want to see your personality!
Tim will select eight people from the final list of applicants and those individuals will be informed on May 17th that they will be appearing in the June show. If you are interested in being a contestant in Vilification with the stars, please submit your application to email@vilificationtennis.com.
Insult Generator
Ever wish you could write your own insults? Do away with pesky creativity and wit by using our new Insult Generator.
The Next Show
Saturday, May 17th, 10:00 PM - Breeder's Cup
For the first time in the history of Vilification Tennis, we get to make fun of a real live pregnant chick! We couldn't let this opportunity pass us by so we are having a show that is all about breeding the next generation of foul mouthed delinquents who will grow up to be just like us. While there is nothing classier than ganging up on a pregnant chick (maybe she'll cry), we are adding a special touch of class by having guests Josh Scrimshaw & Shannon Wexler and Tim Uren come by.
Tickets are $12, or $10 with a fringe button. Make advance reservations by calling the Bryant Lake Bowl at 612-825-8949 or reserve online at www.bryantlakebowl.com!
More show information can be found here.
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Favorite Moment: The day in 2006 when I decided I wanted to just keep slamming Sam with a volley of Asian insults. It was priceless. -- Laurie